"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
STAR TREK IS SO FULL OF PHILOSOPHY AND MORALS IT MAKES ME CRY, GOSH DARN IT GENE RODDENBERRY YOU BRILLIANT PERSON, THIS IS EXACTLY THE TRUTH EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A LESSON FROM STAR TREK AND WATCH IT NOT ONLY FOR THE CHARACTERS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE
what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
God I love her.
Best line in television ever
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write